about 175 miles of the 300 miles i drove one day. notice how boring it is. now imagine it 30x slower. that’s how boring it really is. i added a passion pit song. it’s fitting because i played them a lot while driving. yes, those are bug guts on the windshield.

i hate kansas. originally i was thinking, hey, kansas would be an interesting place to visit. it’s something different. and yea, that was true for the first couple of days. it was initially interesting seeing nothingness. but nothingness gets old pretty damn fast. “hey, it’s a big field of wheat.” whatever “hey, i can actually see the horizon.” whatever. “hey, i only drive in angles multiple of 90 degrees.” whatever. can it get any more boring than driving flat and straight miles on end? the end being falling of this flat earth. and i think the only thing people do here is go to walmart and ride jet skis. please correct me if i’m wrong.

fine, i don’t blame you kansas. i’m sure you’re just rubbing me the wrong way.